Class Notes

A few mid-week observations full of sarcasm:

• You can save time applying make-up, even for us guys.  Just do what I did on Saturday and fall asleep on your case book with a highlighter in hand.  When you awake, you will have maximized your time by applying dashing yellow highlights to your cheek and eyebrow.
• Remember, train rides, bathrooms, and international conference calls are all great opportunities to catch a few moments of shut eye.  Micro-napping is a great stress reliever.
• Think being on the hot seat in class was fun?  Make sure you endlessly relive the experience during nightmares.  Nothings says gunner quite like suddenly waking up and shouting, “But the UCC doesn’t apply to services, Professor.”
• Lastly, take a break from your studies by posting snarky comments about the school experience on your blog or Twitter.  After all, you can’t possibly think about anything else but the law for even a few minutes.  Hobbies and loved ones: What are those?